A Funny Golf Joke submitted by Uncle John

 When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday,

 I told him about my day:

   "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge
   of a deep lake, barely escaped from a coyote in
   the heavy brush, marched along a treacherous trail up
   and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy,
   crawled out of quicksand, and narrowly avoided
   an aggressive rattlesnake by leaping away at the last second."


   Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be an
   awesome outdoorsman!"


   "No, I'm just a shitty golfer."